threw a boomerang like 6 years ago and it never came back so now I live in constant fear
sometimes when i make my bed, it makes me feel like i have my whole life together
how do people do their homework immediately after they get home? i need at least 3 hours before i can even think about touching my backpack
party planner: how do you want to make your entrance?
imagine if your fridge did what you do to it everyday, every half hour goes to your room opens the door and stares at you for 5 minutes then leaves